The Ten Commandments

I

Thou shalt drink no other beverage before the Good Ale

II

Thou shalt not bow down to the false idols of beverages made from the apple or grape

III

Thou shalt not take the name of the Good Ale in vain and call it lager

IV

Thou shalt drink the Good Ale every day including the Sabbath day

V

Honour thy father and thy mother by buying them a pint of the Good Ale

VI

Thou shalt not spill the Good Ale nor kill the yeast that is in the Good Ale

VII

Thou shalt not adulterate the Good Ale with chemicals

VIII

Thou shalt not steal thy neighbours' pint

IX

Thou shalt not bear false witness against other brews, they too have their place

X

Thou shalt covet thy neighbours' pint, but only if you buy another for yourself

Good people all, spread the Good Word!